Now, for your enjoyment...
|Type of food/thing|
|5||apple seed||-||sesame seed|
|6||sweet pea||pomegranate seed||chocolate sprinkle|
|8||raspberry||cranberry bean||diamond in Nicole Richie's engagement ring|
|9||green olive||cherry||martini olive|
|11||lime||brussels sprout||Starbucks sugar packet|
|12||plum||passion fruit||Vienna sausage|
|18||sweet potato||sweet potato||pickle|
|19||mango||mango||6" turkey sub|
|21||pomegranate||carrot||Bottle of root beer|
|22||papaya||papaya||package of Oreos|
|23||grapefruit||eggplant||Harry Potter book|
|24||cantaloupe||corn||Foot long Chicago dog|
|28||eggplant||kabocha squash||a churro|
|29||acorn squash||butternut squash||loaf of bread|
|30||cucumber||cabbage||Britney Spears' Yorkshire terrier|
|32||squash||napa cabbage||above the knee boots|
|33||durian||pineapple||collarbone length pearl necklace|
|34||butternut squash||cantaloupe||American Girl Doll/bag of sugar|
|35||coconut||honeydew||Price club sheet cake|
|37||winter melon||Swiss chard||large mouth bass|
|38||pumpkin||rhubarb||duffel bag (I'm guessing a small one?)|
|39||watermelon||mini watermelon||large rabbit|
|40||jack fruit||watermelon||a baby|
I know I kind of jumped ahead, going all the way to 40 weeks, but I didn't want to leave the chart incomplete. Plus is will be a fun challenge to find a recipe next week that incorporates a pumpkin, rhubarb and a duffel bag into something edible! If I can pull that off, I imagine I will be a contender for the next iron chef.
I went to the chiropractor yesterday. It was awesome. He adjusted my sciatic area and showed me some moves that I may be able to do to stretch some of those lower back muscles. He also adjusted my neck. I've been getting dizzy lately, and I think my neck may be the reason. I've been good so far since he did it. If you are in to chiropractors and can find a good one in your area that specializes in pre-natal stuff, I say go for it.
The midwife told me I do not have Group B strep and told me I am free to go into labor whenever I'm ready. I don't think I'm ready yet. But I will be soon. Or I should be soon. Both of us should be. Hamburglar is now head down. When I was at the midwife, I asked her, "Is the baby face down?" She said, "I don't know where his face is." I clarified that I meant head down and she verified that he is. The thing is, I've been wondering when the baby would flip and I've had that 2 Live Crew song stuck in my head, "Face down ass up..." So yeah. I'm going to be the raddest mom ever.
I had a terrible dream the other night that I could not find cigars to smoke post baby. It was terrible. But, now that I think about it, a cigar and a nice glass of bourbon post-baby sounds nice. Black Maple Hill, maybe? Or some brandy could be okay as well.
Two and a half more weeks. Holla if you want to get in on the betting pool. I had today and the 10th of September.
That is all.