Now, for your enjoyment...
| Type of food/thing | |||
| Week | thebump.com | parents.com | 3dpregnancy.com |
| 4 | poppy seed | - | |
| 5 | apple seed | - | sesame seed |
| 6 | sweet pea | pomegranate seed | chocolate sprinkle |
| 7 | blueberry | blueberry | Tic Tac |
| 8 | raspberry | cranberry bean | diamond in Nicole Richie's engagement ring |
| 9 | green olive | cherry | martini olive |
| 10 | prune | kumquat | brazil nut |
| 11 | lime | brussels sprout | Starbucks sugar packet |
| 12 | plum | passion fruit | Vienna sausage |
| 13 | peach | lemon | Nutter Butter |
| 14 | lemon | nectarine | flip phone |
| 15 | orange | apple | Kit-Kat "finger" |
| 16 | avocado | avocado | mascara |
| 17 | onion | pear | baked potato |
| 18 | sweet potato | sweet potato | pickle |
| 19 | mango | mango | 6" turkey sub |
| 20 | banana | artichoke | Red Bull |
| 21 | pomegranate | carrot | Bottle of root beer |
| 22 | papaya | papaya | package of Oreos |
| 23 | grapefruit | eggplant | Harry Potter book |
| 24 | cantaloupe | corn | Foot long Chicago dog |
| 25 | cauliflower | acorn squash | Recorder |
| 26 | lettuce | zucchini | burp cloth |
| 27 | rutabaga | cauliflower | a roast |
| 28 | eggplant | kabocha squash | a churro |
| 29 | acorn squash | butternut squash | loaf of bread |
| 30 | cucumber | cabbage | Britney Spears' Yorkshire terrier |
| 31 | pineapple | leeks | mini skirt |
| 32 | squash | napa cabbage | above the knee boots |
| 33 | durian | pineapple | collarbone length pearl necklace |
| 34 | butternut squash | cantaloupe | American Girl Doll/bag of sugar |
| 35 | coconut | honeydew | Price club sheet cake |
| 36 | honeydew | canary melon | breadbox |
| 37 | winter melon | Swiss chard | large mouth bass |
| 38 | pumpkin | rhubarb | duffel bag (I'm guessing a small one?) |
| 39 | watermelon | mini watermelon | large rabbit |
| 40 | jack fruit | watermelon | a baby |
I know I kind of jumped ahead, going all the way to 40 weeks, but I didn't want to leave the chart incomplete. Plus is will be a fun challenge to find a recipe next week that incorporates a pumpkin, rhubarb and a duffel bag into something edible! If I can pull that off, I imagine I will be a contender for the next iron chef.
I went to the chiropractor yesterday. It was awesome. He adjusted my sciatic area and showed me some moves that I may be able to do to stretch some of those lower back muscles. He also adjusted my neck. I've been getting dizzy lately, and I think my neck may be the reason. I've been good so far since he did it. If you are in to chiropractors and can find a good one in your area that specializes in pre-natal stuff, I say go for it.
The midwife told me I do not have Group B strep and told me I am free to go into labor whenever I'm ready. I don't think I'm ready yet. But I will be soon. Or I should be soon. Both of us should be. Hamburglar is now head down. When I was at the midwife, I asked her, "Is the baby face down?" She said, "I don't know where his face is." I clarified that I meant head down and she verified that he is. The thing is, I've been wondering when the baby would flip and I've had that 2 Live Crew song stuck in my head, "Face down ass up..." So yeah. I'm going to be the raddest mom ever.
I had a terrible dream the other night that I could not find cigars to smoke post baby. It was terrible. But, now that I think about it, a cigar and a nice glass of bourbon post-baby sounds nice. Black Maple Hill, maybe? Or some brandy could be okay as well.
Two and a half more weeks. Holla if you want to get in on the betting pool. I had today and the 10th of September.
That is all.
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