- You know how your areolas get all dark during pregnancy? I thought they would stay that way. They don't. I think they only get dark so the baby can find your nipple right after he's born. But I'm too tired to find an actual link to support that theory.
- I already wrote about how my ribs moved when I was pregnant. I had no idea that this would happen, so it's not really a misconception, but it still freaks me out. And my ribs still haven't moved back, so I'm either going to have to start wearing corsets or burn half of my wardrobe.
- I thought that you bled for six weeks after the baby came. I was all excited about not having a period during pregnancy, then I interpreted something I read as saying, "you're going to bleed for six weeks" so then I was less happy, but then after the baby was born and I talked to my midwife, I learned you only bleed for a couple of days, but weird fluids can come out of you for up to six weeks. Gross.
- I thought breastfeeding would be super easy, but it wasn't in the beginning. And I thought pumping would be super easy, but I still hate it. And you hear about ladies having over supply and under supply, but I have just enough supply.
And I think that's it.
Chumbercules is 10 months, still. And he's still cruising and he stands independently sometimes and he's started climbing things, like his sister's step stool. Maybe if the pediatrician is still concerned about his weight at his 12 month check up, I will get him a stair master. Because that would be funny.